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What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra? Two streets further away.I finally finished reading the dictionary the other day.Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?īecause he only knows about The White Stripes.“No way, look at what happened to that zebra.” One asks the other, “Should we cross?” The other donkey shakes his head, looking at the crosswalk. Two donkeys are standing at an intersection.The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity?.What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?.What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?.What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape-man?.What’s black and white and red all over?.I wonder how fast a zebra has to run before it looks gray.What is black and white and bouncy all over?.What do you call a young, unruly zebra?.What did the zebra tell the vet at his sick visit?.What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?.How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?.What is black, white, and calm all over?.What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?.Two male zebras in the zoo started making music.One of the students says, “five zebras and a lion.”

A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa.

People can say that zebras are carnivores, but they’d be lion.

A zebra said to a lion, “Let’s swap roles for a while.”.

I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a zebra, you’ve seen a maul.

They don’t like having to stay between the lions.

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals, so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.

Got a pet zebra and didn’t realize how hungry they are.

I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake.

A zebra is the safest place to cross the road.

All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a color photo of a panda or a zebra.

Zebras, because they are still in black and white.īecause he saw what happened to the zebra.

What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo?.

What do zebras have that no other animal has?.

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?.

What animal do French women wear to give them support?.

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?.

Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?.

What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra?.

What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?.

Moving on - let’s get to the jokes! Zebra Jokes and Puns Hmmm… guess a plant-based diet isn’t only for the health-conscious among us.

Like a human fingerprint, each zebra’s stripe pattern is totally unique and different.There are three different breeds of zebra - Grévy’s zebra, plain zebra, and mountain zebra.Did you think it was the other way around? We sure did. A group of zebras is called a “dazzle.” Who knew? What a dazzling name!.So whether you’re looking to brighten up a dreary day, keep a bored kid entertained on a long road trip, or lighten up the mood at the office, our jokes are just what you need.īefore we get to the funny stuff, here are a few fun facts about zebras you probably didn’t know. If some of them seem familiar, that’s because they’re fun enough to appeal to kids and lame enough to make our epic collection of dad jokes. If you’ve got a stripes-lovin’ kid, check out our mega list of zebra jokes and puns, below. That’s right, we’ve got jokes galore, and this page is all about zebras. Alligators to owls, dinosaurs to bears - the animal jokes just keep on coming. If your little one is a wannabe marine biologist one day, a paleontologist another, and a safari guide the next, you’ve probably already exhausted your library of jests. As any parent with a little zoologist in the house knows, it’s always a good idea to arm yourself with animal jokes and puns, just in case you need to whip one out on a lark.